
In Louisiana, a woman is facing charges for allegedly bribing an officer with an outrageous proposal. According to court records, the officer was arresting her for punching and scratching her live-in boyfriend during a dispute at their home in Monroe, according to The Smoking Gun.
As the officer, Corporal Chris Ballard, read Thomas her Miranda rights, she said that her boyfriend was a “bitch” and that he “got in her face so she beat his ass.”
After Thomas was handcuffed, she told Officer Ballard that she “has a good job,” and could not go to jail. Then, according to the probable cause affidavit, the 52 year old woman said “If you won’t take me to jail I will get on my knees right now. Officer I will even lick your butt hole.”
Not only is Thomas already facing a misdemeanor charge for domestic violence, she was then charged with a felony public bribery from the incident.