Deputies in Largo, FL have now officially heard it all after a man accused of vandalizing a home blamed his criminal act on excessive masturbation and listening to too much music.
According to nbc4i, Largo law enforcement was called to a home last Friday afternoon after someone saw a man smashing a mailbox. When officers arrived, they found a shirtless 25-year-old William Timothy Anderson Thomas on the property, covered in dirt.
In addition to the mailbox, Thomas had also flattened a tire, broken a window, destroyed a real estate sign and lawn decoration.
Thomas admitted to destroying the property, saying that “he had listened to too much music and masturbated too much and he felt like going out and destroying stuff,” according to the arrest paperwork.
Thomas was booked into the Pinellas County Jail for burglary and criminal mischief. His bond is set at $7,000.
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